The Onion reports: “More Colleges Offering Dick-Around Abroad Programs”
WASHINGTON—According to a report published this week by the U.S. Department of Education, an increasing number of universities now offer dick-around abroad programs that give students the chance to hang out and do jack shit in another country.
Once only available through a small number of liberal arts colleges, dick-around abroad programs, which seek to immerse students in a foreign environment ideal for screwing off, can now be found in more than half of all American schools.
“Taking time to go fuck around abroad has become essential to a well-rounded education,” said New York University dean of student affairs Christina White. “We urge all our students to pick a program that’s right for them, whether it’s six weeks dicking around in the Spanish countryside, or six months sticking your thumb as far up your ass as you possibly can in Japan or South Korea.”
“The chance to spend every night partying in pretty much the same way they would have at home is an experience they’ll never forget,” White continued.