This is the valentine I want to get. (Although I really love the one you gave me, too, K.)

Valentine’s Day text message from homeboy:

5:40PM – “Wanna go somewhere that doesn’t need reservations (downtown Ballard..?) and then make dinner together?”

[I don’t really understand what that means. You mean you want to get two dinners? Um, well, I would be into that. So into that, actually. But, you see, you waited until the very last minute on V-Day to ask me out and I have other plans….]

5:41PM – “(crossfit is cancelled.)”

[Fuck you.]

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